Once more into the breach dear friends

Sod off, I'm meditating

This is what I do all day

Now, what was it you said about my wife?

And this is where I normally put the boot in

You'll keep

Now, where was that key?

Opportunities like this don't come twice

Action replay then

Are you ready

You too could be a community copper

Yeah, right

Now, where was that pepper spray?

The rest of my toys

Are there openings for police dogs?

You're under arrest

The dogs too short anyway

Picking flowers

Time for you to be deflowered, girl

Remember those hand cuffs, you bastard

It's payback time, my son

Are you done meditating?

We're serious martial artists

I'm not

Us neither

At least they can win at kubb

Did you know there is something called the drunken style?

But it takes years of practise

Yeah, but we're masters

Look guys, there is only one master

But we're willing students

Now where was that dojo?

Who needs a dojo anyway, hic

Dojo? I'd settle for a bog right now

Bog?, Do it in your kacks, like us